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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Google Sued Over PageRank Decrease
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Friday, October 30, 2009
EVERY DAY - NEW PHOTO EFFECT
We all know that with the advancement of our technology today almost anything is possible. Photo editing has been taken to another level, I myself tried to do some basic editing on my old pictures to add some life to it. I even downloaded the latest versions of editors I could get my hands on I was really amazed on the outcomes and I said wow! The things you can do today. I was already amazed on the modifications I made and the features I had with my editor until while I was surfing the web for more details on editing it brought up a word photofunia . A word integrated with photo and fun or having fun so when I opened it I was astounded on the images I saw and what this editor could do. I would like to share with you some photos and examples of their pictures and you can click on the links above to personally checked on the photos I have mentioned.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
CamelBack Displays
I am sure that you will agree with me when I say, the environment or the working area of the company makes a big impression on the company's image. Not only that, it is a big factor for the employees and workers of the company,who spends 8 to 10 hours a day in a place where every thing's a mess. Our workplace is considered to be the second place from home since it is where we spend most of our time next to our home, hence it is a must that we make our place clean and presentable. Also our office serves as a facade of the company to their clients and soon to be one. That is why we should take into consideration how we present it and how to make it comfortable but at the same time elegant.
I was going over the web to suggest some improvements to our manager about our work floor because most of us agents think that it is too dry and could use some brightening up and I was able to open up some interesting sites and one of them really caught my attention. They offered a wide selection of trade show booths,table skirts,banner stands, pipe and drapes . Just the stuff I have been looking for to help add life to our work place. I was amazed on the designs they had and speechless on the products that they featured. At first you would think it was just a plain banner stand but it has some additional add-ons . As to what the features and other products they offer feel free to click on the links and visit the site.
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
HON: Vindicator

Attack Type=Ranged
Attack Damage=39-61
Attack Range=600
Movementspeed=290
Turnrate=320
Armor=1.30
MagicArmor=5.5
Strength=17
Agility=16
Intelligence=21
Strength per level=1.7
Agility per level=2.1
Intelligence per level=2.5
Spells
causing any enemy heroes to lose health and mana until they cast a spell.
Level 2 : 30 damage per second, drains 15 mana per second for 6 seconds
Level 3 : 40 damage per second, drains 20 mana per second for 7 seconds
Level 4 : 50 damage per second, drains 25 mana per second for 8 seconds
Mana cost 75/95/115/135
Cooldown 14 seconds
Vindicator enhances his attacks.

Level 2 : Deals 30% of the Vindicator’s Intelligence in bonus True damage when attacking
Level 3 : Deals 45% of the Vindicator’s Intelligence in bonus True damage when attacking
Level 4 : Deals 60% of the Vindicator’s Intelligence in bonus True damage when attacking
Mana cost 15
Cooldown 3/2/1/0

Level 2 : Any enemy hero who casts a spell is silenced for 1.5 seconds. Any enemy hero that dies in 950 range permanently looses 1 intelligence while Vindicator gains 1 intelligence
Level 3 : Any enemy hero who casts a spell is silenced for 2.25 seconds. Any enemy hero that dies in 950 range permanently looses 1 intelligence while Vindicator gains 1 intelligence
Level 4 : Any enemy hero who casts a spell is silenced for 3 seconds. Any enemy hero that dies in 950 range permanently looses 1 intelligence while Vindicator gains 1 intelligence
Mana cost n/a
Cooldown n/a
Ultimate
Vindicator prevents any spellcasting across the battlefield.
Level 2 : Silences every enemy hero on the map for 4 seconds
Level 3 : Silences every enemy hero on the map for 5 seconds
Mana Cost 250/350/450/
Cooldown 160 seconds
HON: Rampage

Attack Type=Melee
Attack Damage=45-55
Attack Range=100
Movementspeed=295
Turnrate=320
Armor=5.40
MagicArmor=5,5
Strength=23
Agility=17
Intelligence=15
Strength per level=2.5
Agility per level=1.7
Intelligence per level=1.8
Spells

Level 2 : Charges towards target and stuns for 1.5 second
Level 3 : Charges towards target and stuns for 2 second
Level 4 : Charges towards target and stuns for 2.5 second
Mana cost 120
Cooldown 40
Stampede Effects
+10/15/20/25% Movementspeed
+10/15/20/25% Movement Speed per charge (1 every 3 seconds)
Unitwalking
Treewalking

Level 2 : 6% of Rampage’s movespeed becomes damage.
Level 3 : 8% of Rampage’s movespeed becomes damage.
Level 4 : 10% of Rampage’s movespeed becomes damage.
Mana cost n/a
Cooldown n/a
Horned Strike: There is a chance Rampage’s rhino unleashes a devastating Horned Strike when he begins an attack, doing bonus damage and pushing then enemy backwards.

Level 2 : 17% chance on attack to push 180 units over 0.95 seconds. Dealing 50 bonus Magic damage
Level 3 : 17% chance on attack to push 220 units over 0.95 seconds. Dealing 75 bonus Magic damage
Level 4 : 17% chance on attack to push 260 units over 0.95 seconds. Dealing 100 bonus Magic damage
Mana cost n/a
Cooldown n/a
Ultimate
Favor of Sol: Rampage, favored by Sol, calls upon his power to move so quickly he instantly appears next to an enemy hero of his choosing, dealing damage and pushing them back.
Level 1 : Moves rampage next to his target dealing 100 bonus Magic damage and triggering level 4 Horned StrikeLevel 2 : Moves rampage next to his target dealing 200 bonus Magic damage and triggering level 4 Horned Strike
Level 3 : Moves rampage next to his target dealing 300 bonus Magic damage and triggering level 4 Horned Strike
Mana Cost 200/250/300
Cooldown 75 seconds
Friday, October 23, 2009
Insulated lunch tote at Posylane.com

Usually our kids complain about the food that we prepared for them is too hustle to bring. if that is the case Insulated lunch tote is the answer to your problem. They offer different kinds of design and you can even personalized or customized your own bags. Aside from Lunch tote, They also have toddler backpack and nap mat. So visit Posylane.com for more products.
HoN released Patch 0.1.50
Version 0.1.50
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General
- Happy Halloween!
- New Post Game stats screen
- Heroes now be announced in the proper epic voice. Choose Wisely...
- Cooldowns that are ready will no longer show 1s left on the cooldown in the ally info panel
- Players can right click a CC panel notification to close them now
- More restrictive map borders
- Certain abilities will no longer miss stealthed allies
- Hero effects now show up in their 3D portrait (Torturer has a head again)
- Attacks per second now show the correct rounded value in the tooltip
- Fog of war now updates every 400ms instead of every 500ms
- Fix how stunned units affect pathing
- Trees no longer block single target abilities that can't target trees
- Items no longer block neutral creeps from spawning when dropped on the ground
- Right-clicking an ability icon no longer activates non-toggle abilities
- Fix Post Haste minimap ping
- Fixed several abilities including Homecoming Stone and Pyromancer's Stun so they no longer play effects in the fog
- Added Darkwood Vale to icon key
- Fixed Torturer pick sound
- Units will no longer aggro when disarmed or can't attack
OpenGL
- mesh_color_andromeda and mesh_color_unit_reveal shaders are fixed
- Fixed Arcade Text rendering behind the terrain
Banning Draft
- Set up like Random Draft, only with 24 heroes instead of 20
- Top players on either team (Blue or Pink) alternate banning 1 hero each until 4 heroes are banned
- Picking proceedes like a normal RD match after bans, everyone picks their own heroes
Items
- Totem of Kuldra renamed to Kuldra's Sheepstick
- Ring of Sorcery's radius increased to 600 (from 400)
- Slayer's damage increased to 46 (from 36)
- Insanitarius now takes a Steamstaff instead of a Punchdagger. Recipe cost lowered to 500 (from 900)
- Void Talisman no longer lowers Magic Armor
- Bound Eye now only grants the Reveal Sight when held by a hero
- Mana Battery and Power Supply cooldown is lowered to 17 seconds (from 25)
- Charged Hammer cooldown reduced to 35 (from 45)
- Symbol of Rage cooldown reduced to 35 (from 50)
Enhanced Marchers:
- Cooldown time increased to 15 seconds
Steamboots
- Now grants +6 to all attributes and +6 to the active attribute (from +5)
New Heroes
- Vindicator, inspired by DotA's Silencer
- Rampage, inspired by DotA's Spiritbreaker
Heroes
Accursed
- Cauterize range increased to 600 (from 300)
Andromeda
- No longer mute
Arachna
- No longer mute
Blood Hunter
- Hemmorage can no longer be removed
Chronos:
- Attack impact time set to 0.5 seconds (from 0.6)
Devourer
- Any enemy hero killed in a 400 radius of devourer will grant him the +0.9/1.2/1.5/1.8 strength that he normally gains from killing a hero
- Strength gained from creep kills reduced to +0.03/0.05/0.07/0.09 (from +0.03/0.06/0.09/0.12)
Electrician:
- Static Grip's area damage now deals 30/45/60/75 Magic damage per second, increased from 30/40/50/60
- Energy Absorption now deals 40/75/115/150 True damage to nearby enemies, from 75/100/125/150 Magic damage
- Energy Absorption will now hit Magic Immune units
- Energy Absorption now returns 12/16/20/24 mana per charge, from 15/20/25/30
Glacius
- Reworked Glacial Downpour to be more consistant (It's so cool now)
Hammerstorm
- Galvanize radius increased to 500 (from 350)
- Movement speed bonus increased to 14% (from 12%)
- Armor bonus lowered to 3,5,7,10 (from 3,6,9,12)
Jeraziah:
- Righteous Strike bonus damage reduced to 10/20/30/40, from 12/24/36/50
- Righteous Strike now deals 75% splash damage, decreased from 100%
Madman:
- Fixed a bug allowing the Madman to activate items without breaking his stealth from Stalk
Maliken:
- Hellbourne Zeal provides a maximum of +100 attack speed
Night Hound
- Can now Pounce 200ms faster
Nymphora
- Nymph's Call no longer shares a cooldown with Teleport
Ophelia
- No longer mute
Pandamonium
- Increase based str gain from 2.5 to 2.7
- Flurry speed increased by roughly 40%
- Mana cost of Flurry reduced to 30 per hit, from 40
- Cannonball mana cost set to 100 at all levels (from 95/110/125/140)
- Flick mana cost reduced to 65 at all levels
- Smash Face mana cost reduced to 100/175/250 from 100/200/300
- Smash Face can no longer be evaded
Pestilence
- Stun ground effect is now a bit more accurate to the range
Pharaoh
- Wrath of the Pharaoh no longer hits mechanical units
Plague Rider
- Plague Carrier will no longer bounce to the Well structure
Pollywog Priest
- Issuing a move order to the wards will no longer cause them to do nothing
- Voodoo Wards duration increased to 45 seconds (from 30)
- Pollywog's evil cousin, Pollygon Priest, should no longer make an appearance
Predator:
- Armor reduction reduced to -2/-4/-6 from -4/-8/-12
- Attack speed bonus for attacking a debuffed enemy set to +20/40/60 from +30/50/70
- Mana cost reduced to 50/75/100, from 100/150/200
- Cool down decreased to 60 seconds, from 120 seconds
- Predator will now automatically attack the target of his Venomous Leap after the Leap completes
PuppetMaster:
- Fixed a bug preventing Puppeteer's Hold from being dispellable
Soul Reaper
- Strength gain increased to 2.0 (from 1.5)
Treant
- Root will no longer root gadgets such as Pollywog's Wards
Valkyrie
- Yet another great voice added
Wildsoul
- Base movement speed increased to 315 (from 305)
- Base movement speed while in Bear Form decreased to 270 (from 305)
- Armor bonus from Bear Form increased to 4,6,8 (from 2,4,6)
- BooBoo can no longer attack when more then 925 range away from Wildsoul. He longer instantly teleports back.
- BooBoo's Root can now be removed
Wretched Hag
- Flash of Darkness cast point changed to 0.33 (from 0.5)
- Has gained a voice
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Free HON Registration

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Sunday, October 18, 2009
Get a chance to win HON beta keys....
Reminder: this event will only be good from October 18,2oo9 and i will accept entries till October 26 2009.
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Friday, October 16, 2009
Beta key Winner and Patch 0.1.49
For an update, S2games released a new patch last October 12,2009 . This is just bug fix patch with minor balance tweaks to Sand Wraith, Puppetmaster and Kraken. Also heroes can't deny themselves when they have a damage over time on them.
Version 0.1.49
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- Fixed some major server crash and lag issues
- Images no longer revive from Token of Life along with fixing some other image issues
- Fixed Geometer's Bane movespeed so it stacks properly with items such as Hack and Slash
- Sand Wraith's Desert's Curse now properly casts at 300ms instead of 500ms
- Sand Wraith's Desert's Curse buff now lets the Sand Wraith path through Fissure and Mummies
- Sand Wraith's Dissipation to not hit Kongor
- Sand Wraith's images from Mirage now have unitwalking and have 400 base movement speed
* Mirage now grants vision of all enemy heroes for the duration of the spell
- Fixed Moon Queen's attacks to not bounce to runes
- Puppetmaster's Voodoo Puppet is now immune to everything but Magic and Attacks (IE: Transfigure, Push, etc)
- Kraken's Whirlpool no longer brings Bosses with it
- Kraken's Splash now takes 25 mana (used to be 15)
- Tweaked how attack speed rounds
- Hosts can no longer autobalance once the game starts (Tricky hosts...)
- Heroes are no longer able to deny themselves when they have a DoT on them
Sunday, October 11, 2009
HON: Sand Wraith

Attack Type=Melee
Attack Damage=46-50
Attack Range=100
Movementspeed=295
Turnrate=320
Armor=3.30
MagicArmor=5.5
Strength=19
Agility=23
Intelligence=16
Strength per level=2.0
Agility per level=2.2
Intelligence per level=1.9
Spells
Level 2 : 100 Magic damage in a line (2000 range), applies Familiar ground to Sand Wraith and Desert’s Curse to enemies while in the sand and up to 7 seconds outside of it.
Level 3 : 150 Magic damage in a line (2000 range), applies Familiar ground to Sand Wraith and Desert’s Curse to enemies while in the sand and up to 7 seconds outside of it.
Level 4 : 200 Magic damage in a line (2000 range), applies Familiar ground to Sand Wraith and Desert’s Curse to enemies while in the sand and up to 7 seconds outside of it.
Mana cost 130/140/150/160
Cooldown 16 seconds
Familiar Ground
+5/9/14/18% Movement speed
Unit walking
Tree walking
Cliff walking
Building Walking
Deserted Curse
+5/9/14/18% Movement slow
Deserted: The Sand Wraith can prey on those who are alone,granting him increased damage when an enemy is not near any allies.
Level 2 : Sand Wraith deals 25 True Damage to enemies with no allied units in 400 range.
Level 3 : Sand Wraith deals 35 True Damage to enemies with no allied units in 400 range.
Level 4 : Sand Wraith deals 45 True Damage to enemies with no allied units in 400 range.
Mana cost n/a
Cooldown n/a
Dissipation:Using sand itself as a shield, the Sand Wraith reduces incoming damage and reflects it back to any enemies around him.
Level 3 : 15% of all incoming damage to Sand Wraith is reduced and reflected to all enemies in a 1000 range as True Damage.
Level 4 : 20% of all incoming damage to Sand Wraith is reduced and reflected to all enemies in a 1000 range as True damage.
Mana cost n/a
Cooldown n/a
Ultimate
Mirage
to appear next to all enemy heroes and attack them. At any
Level 1 : Spawns an illusion next to all enemies heroes, lasts 5 seconds.
Level 2 : Spawns an illusion next to all enemies heroes, lasts 6 seconds.
Level 3 : Spawns an illusion next to all enemies heroes, lasts 7 seconds.
Mana Cost 150
HON released Patch 1.48.2

SAND WRAITH
Version 0.1.48.2
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- Fixed Swiftblade's Blade Frenzy
Version 0.1.48.1
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- Fixed Magmus and Devourer from harming or debuffing themselves with their AOEs
- Fixed Maliken's Zeal scaling
- Fixed the .48 changelog
- Fixed attack modifying items/damage and how they propagate to illusions
Version 0.1.48
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General:
- Correct some attack speed calculations to make it more accurate
- Updated client game browser to support filtering by region
- Fortification of Sol/Demonic Fortification can now be used while silenced (teleporting to a structure with homecoming stone silences the tower)
- Disband game button has red text in game lobby
Items:
- Brutalizer, Charged Hammer, and Thunderclaw no longer propagate to illusions
- Fixed brutalizer from bashing towers
- Steamboots and Enhanced Marchers can now be disassembled
- Symbol of Rage's activation no longer breaks channeling spells
- Sacrificial Stone no longer gets charges from killing illusions
- Multiple Geometers Banes now share cooldowns
- Void Talisman is now removed by Magic Immunity and does not apply the buff while Magic Immune if used
- Blade mail no longer reflects damage from towers
- Insanitarius now stacks with Elder Parasite properly
- Monkey Couriers are no longer on the Tab key. They will remain on the ` key for selection.
New Hero:
Sand Wraith, based on DotA's Mercurial the Spectre
Heroes:
General
- Chonos and Magmus can't blink out of Puppet Strings or when Immobilized
- Panda's Face Smash and Succubus' Hold will now break Mesmerize on impact
Arachna
- Spider Sting pet will no longer be a target for Plague Carrier or Acid Coctail
Dark Lady
- Fixed Dark Blades silencing towers
- The silence from Dark Blades will no longer apply to Magic Immune units
- Dark Blades base damage increase set to +50/70/90/110% (from +70/90/110/130%)
- Cover of Darkness reworked:
* This spell now targets a position on the map, rather than being global
* Enemies in a 1000 radius will have Cover of Darkness applied to them (unlinked allied vision, reduced vision range)
* Vision restriction reduced to 400 (from 500)
* Cool down lowered to 120 seconds (from 150)
* Mana cost redcued to 50/100/150 (from 50/150/250)
Defiler
- Fixed manacost of Grave Silence when Power in Death is learned to 80/70/60/50 (from 160)
Demented Shaman
- Entangle duration properly set to 3 seconds at levels 3 and 4 instead of 4 seconds
Electrician:
- Fixed Energy Absorption tool tip displaying the wrong duration
Kraken:
- Whirlpool may no longer be used near the Well, Tarpit, or any trees
- Splash's damage is now typed as Splash (will no longer hit wards)
Legionnaire
- Legionnaire spin changed to trigger at the start of an attack, not when the damage happens
Madman
- Max stun range reduced by 100 (from 700 to 600)
Magebane:
- Enemies who die from Master of the Mantra will no longer deny themselves
- Mana Combustion now deals damage equal to 60% of the mana drained (decreased from 80%)
- Mana Combustion no longer gives mana back to Magebane
- Flash armor for allies lowered to 2/3/4/5 (from 7.5) and duration lowered to 7 seconds (from 10, for allies only)
Maliken:
- Hellbourne Zeal now increased attack speed by 1.4 for every 1% health missing. No longer gives a chance to critically strike.
- Possession now applies a temporary +20/40/60 Armor buff to Maliken for the first 2 seconds, which decreases to +0 armor over the next 5 seconds
Nymphora
- Volatile Pod now deals Magic damage
Pandamonium
- Flurry no longer Disjoints
- Flurry now takes 0.45 seconds to finish (from 0.25)
- Flurry applies +15/25/35/45% bonus damage (from +15/30/45/60%)
- Flick now applies -2/-4/-6/-8 armor (from -3/-4/-5/-6)
- Flick now has a range of 350 and does a mini-leap to target
- Cannonball now deals an additional 25/50/75/100 Physical damage to any targets within the smaller stun radius
- Cannonball can no longer be used while immobilized
- Face Smash now grants +30/70/120% base damage (from +33/66/100%)
Predator
- Stone hide now unpurgable (Again!)
PuppetMaster
- Voodoo Puppet now does Superior Magic damage. The damage is reduced by Magic Armor but goes through Magic Immunity
- Increased range on Puppeteer's Hold to 600 (from 500)
- Puppet Show will now force the target to attack its allied heroes first. If no allied heroes are in range, then it will prioritize allied creeps. If no allied creeps are in range, then it'll force the target to attack the next unit that passes within a 250/300/350/400 radius.
- Puppet Showed unit now has unitwalking
- Whiplash will automatically remove one charge every 12/10/8/6 seconds. Attacking resets the count down, such that no charges will be automatically removed when auto-attacking.
Voodoo Jester
- Acid Coctail's stun will not stun Magic Immune targets anymore
Wild Soul
- BooBoo's Entangling Claws no longer disarms and cannot proc on Kongor
Zephyr
- Wind Shield is now 8,12,16,20 (from 15,20,25,30)
- Cyclones now spawns 2/4/6/8 Cyclones per level, but Cyclones last 50 seconds at all levels
AMS Fulfillment
In the business world it is always a must for a company to have partners and reliable companies that can assist you or run to especially if it is their area of expertise. Some would say that it isn’t wise or it’s a big mistake to hire other people or reach out to other companies for help, but on the contrary isn’t it much wiser and more convenient to ask assistance to those are expert of the field rather than taking a risk and in the end regret and spend more rather than saving. Well I speak in behalf of the number of companies who already are a part of the growing clients of AMS Fulfillment. Here at AMS we make it appoint that we help our clients deliver their promise of product fulfillment in shipping and delivering their orders in time.
Also let us not forget that AMS offers OnGuard Inventory Protection an offer that only AMS is proud to bring to their clients as part of their guarantee and assurance of good and excellent quality service. What more can you ask the you company’s integrity is not only well represented but also the security of your goods and lets not forget the order fulfillment is in good hands.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
appointments online
Any time of the day customers can visit the website and can see which appointments are free and choose the one which suits them the best. This method sounds so very simple; believe me it really is that simple. Once the customer selects the appointment, they are required to provide some personal information and submit the form at the click of the mouse. It offers a highly secure connection which is safer than fax or telephone, the chat application and messaging system are also secure and compliant with the privacy laws. The consultations can be done real time with experts from every field answering to all your queries. It provides access to schedule appointments wherever internet is available. The best thing about online appointments is that you need not have to install software’s which contain loads of add ware and spy ware.
You do not need more administrative staff or hire secretaries to organize and systematize your daily activities and appointments, especially for customers, the most important people in your company.
Friday, October 09, 2009
upset
I am completely distraught, frustrated and sad...
upset...
upset...
upset...
upset...
upset.......
i just wanna cry.........
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Free HON beta keys
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Congratulation to the owner of lestermacadangdang@yahoo.com for winning one heroes of newerth beta keys. Just check your email for the beta key and instruction on how to register..
Have Fun!! ^_^
Chenee~
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Reputation Management Service
We must face the fact that not all of us have the talent of being able to express once feelings and desires. There are quite a number of people who fail to voice out their emotions and desires resulting to their downfall or being deprived of their rights and deserve. Are you one of those people who feels that they are being oppressed and not compensated for their effort? It's time for you to stand and demand for your rights, if you fail to express or voice out yourself. It's time you consult with a Reputation Advocate and get what you deserve. These people will gladly lend their ability to speak and let your voice be heard as u want and should be.
Often most of the employees are being abused by their employers,an example of which is some employers fail to provide the right amount for their employers. Sad to say they are not even benefited with the proper health care and other privileges of a working person, a lot of companies often practice this for them to save money but the downside is their employees are neglected and deprived from their benefits or privileges. The sad part is employees often endure or fail to speak there feelings for the reason of fear. Fear of unable to speak the right words and fear of loosing their employment. This practice should be corrected for we are spending time and sweat and we have every right to be heard for time is something that we can never turn back and go back to.
Another common problem that I know a quite of people share is being robbed and stripped of their properties and even human rights because of failure to be heard and be expressed correctly. There are a lot of filthy rich people who are never contented and would go to all measures to increase their wealth and riches, stop even stoop or refer to dirty tricks and oppress people who cannot afford to confront them for they are not aware that they are being oppressed or they fear they don't have the knowledge to express their rights. Let us stop this abusive people and stop their oppression it's time we stand our ground and fight back consult a Reputation Advocate and be heard. Being uneducated or being unable to speak should not confine us and be a reason why we should be deprived and be oppressed. Stand up against oppressors and don't be a pushover for the rest of your life.
Monday, October 05, 2009
All I need to know about life i learned from eating chocolate...
All I need to know about life,
I learned from eating chocolate..Some people are semi-sweet;
others are just plain nutty. Don’t
cry over spilled milk - unless, of
course, it’s chocolate milk. There
is a fine line between vice and
addiction. Blind dates are like
chocolate - they’re usually chunky
and they quickly disappear . When
life presents you a rocky road, just
eat your way out of it. Money
can’t buy you love - but it can buy
you chocolate - 24 hours a day,
7 days a week, 365 days a year.
Keep your fingers off other people’s
bonbons. Mother-in-laws are like
chocolate syrup; a little goes a long
way. Flowers and champagne may
set the stage, but it’s chocolate that
steals the show. An ounce of
truffles is worth a pound of
anything. Milk chocolate…for all
it’s worth. You never really know a
person ’til you’ve shared a box of
chocolate with them. A kiss is
is just a kiss, but a chocolate kiss is
bliss. True love will remain long
after the chocolates have gone…..
provided there’s another box. The
best things in life are not fat free
Nothing is worth getting sick over -
except; of course, chocolate. When all
else fails; fudge it! And remember….
if Life is like a box of chocolates,
take a bite out of anything…!
Have a chocolate life!!!! :)